Around the Corner
Published on 16:13, 07/08,2008
My birthday is just around the corner. In fact, my brother has already sent me the traditional ugly card. It reads: To my sister who has always had a mind of her own ... and has never been afraid to share it with everyone. Knows me pretty well, doesn't he?
He called a little while ago and sang Happy Birthday. Yeh, he's 5 days early, but he'll be in Kiev on Sunday. Navy guy protecting our country. Go, Lt. Cmdr. Bob!
I sent my friend Renate an email today that read: Just a reminder that there are only 5 shopping/baking days left until my birthday. Wanted to give you plenty of time to buy/bake me something nice. To which she replied, What aren't you going to tell me what you want? No, I said, that'll spoil the surprise!
I had the most BIZARRE dream this morning. Dreamed I was pregnant and I mean GREAT with child. In fact, it was time to go to the hospital. I couldn't get Ed to answer his cell phone. It happened to be a Wednesday night and he was at church. Knew no one was in the office to answer. Thought about calling Ann, but I thought she kept her cell phone in her car and not on her. But I knew David, our minister of music, always had his on him. So I called David and told him to tell Ed to go to the hospital NOW. I was to the point where I needed drugs. I drove myself to the hospital and suddenly was lying on a gurney. I thought they were going to insert an IV (for pain meds) but instead this nurse was hooking me up to donate a pint of blood. I remember saying that this was no time to donate blood. I was about to give birth.
Weird. I'm going to be 54 in a few days. I've been out of the baby business since I was 39; Ed's been out of the baby business since I was 26. That was after a false alarm that baby #3 might be on the way. Close call and about made him a nervous wreck. All I could think was, "These babies will be 13 months apart." But there was no baby and Ed went to the chop shop ... the week before his 10th high school reunion. He insisted on going anyway and the crazy man DANCED ... not with me. I don't do that. But with his old girlfriend. And he paid for it ... physically. That'll learn him.

